Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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New Commemorative Pistol

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of the United States House of Representatives.

It will be named the “Congressman.”

The Congressman

It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

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