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Mystery Meat

Category: Rated G

This was printed (© 2000) in the January 2001 “Rotarian”. It is by Andy Erhart. The pun was sent to me by that fine Rotarian and sister Carol Eckert.


Mrs. Andrews:
These sausages you sent me are meat at one end and bread crumbs at the other.
The Butcher:
Yes, Madam. In these hard times it is difficult to make both ends meat.
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