This was printed (© 2000) in the January 2001 “Rotarian”. It is by Andy Erhart. The pun was sent to me by that fine Rotarian and sister Carol Eckert.
- Mrs. Andrews:
- These sausages you sent me are meat at one end and bread crumbs at the other.
- The Butcher:
- Yes, Madam. In these hard times it is difficult to make both ends meat.