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My Daughter’s 18th Birthday

Category: Adult Theme

From Mel Lett.


I’m so glad that this is my last damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those damn payments!

So, I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, “Baby Girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother’s house and tell her that this is the last damn check she’s ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the expression on her face.”

So, my baby girl took the check over to her.

I was so anxious to hear what the b&%*$ had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, “Now, what did she have to say?”

“She told me to tell you that you ain’t my daddy…”

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