Trevor Johnson inspired this quickie. It was posted on the International Save the Pun Foundation’s website (www.punpunpun.com).

The Oklahoma choir was searching for new gum slingers. Two of the senior members had lost their teeth and their constant bickering became known as the:

GUM FIGHT AT THE OK CHORALE

Chris Cole tells us that it is safe to say that as the years pass this is one that will never get long in the tooth.