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Menopause Jewelry

Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

From cousin Jo Ann.


My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.   Dumb ass.

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