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Medical Profession Funerals

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This was sent by Dr. Jerry Born. I believe it has been around a while, but I do not know who created it.


A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. At the appropriate moment following the eulogy, as his friends and colleagues watched, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I’m a Gynecologist.”

That’s when the Proctologist fainted.

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