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Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Category: Rated G

A new one by rosecatt.


A doctor was called to the ranch on an old TV western. One of the cowboys had been kicked in the noggin by a half-wild pony and had a nasty bump. Doc decided to try out a new diagnostic tool which involved using a needle to extract tissue samples for culture.

Of course no one on the ranch had ever witnessed such a thing. One of the hired hands (a cook) could not resist asking the doctor to explain this strange procedure. “What was that you just did there?”

But the doctor, who was in a hurry to get back to town, merely waved and spoke a quick farewell. In doing so he answered the cook’s question at the same time…………

‘Bye, Hop Sing’

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