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Masquerade Party

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This was posted by Stan Kegel on the groaners listserv.

An older man wearing a stove pipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, “Going to a party?”

“Yeah,” the man answered, “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.”

“But you look like Abe Lincoln.” protested the barkeep.

“That’s right. … My last four scores were seven years ago.”

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