Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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I Marrowly Escaped this One

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG

Dennis Adams sent in this one. Blame him.


A number of cannibals were talking about their favorite foods.

One said, “I like Mexicans, because they are nice and spicy.”

Another said, “I prefer Americans, because they are so soft and tender.”

The third said, “I like Israelis because they come in so many flavors.”

“What do you mean?” asked one of the others.

He replied, “Well, there’s orange Jews, apple jews, grape jews…”

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