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Marching Along

Category: Rated G

By Alan B. Combs (you can tell when I wrote this).

The Roamin’ Senate spent a long time debating whether tax day, the day they all should beware, was to be on the fourteenth or the fifteenth of March. Finally, they took a vote, and the forgone conclusion was:

The Ides have it.

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