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Lost Puppy

Category: Rated G

This is by Sharon Robertson. Thank you.

The other day a friend stopped by my house to show me her new little dachshund puppy, “Romeo.” As all puppies do, Romeo was keen to explore and later we heard him yelping somewhere in the house. After a search, we finally discovered him in a lower kitchen cabinet as we called out, “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore arf thou, Romeo?”

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