Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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In this Pharmacy School, several of our clinical people are practicing in several of the local mental hospitals. One of the most interesting cases they told me about involved a schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder. At times this person believed himself to be a temptress in a Bizet opera. At other times he was convinced that he was the head of the German Luftwaffe in WW II.

The concensus of the practitioners was that the fellow didn’t know if he was Carmen or Goerring…

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