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Life and Death of the Matador

Category: Rated G

Other than its being slightly obscure (heh, heh, heh), what can I say?

Even though they live lives of lonely danger in front of the crowd, matadors are seldom killed in their work, and they usually retire to live to ripe old ages. When a matador dies young, it is usually a mysterious event. Therefore, when they find a dead matador, the police are well advised to remember this old maxim: Always questionable.

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