The author of this wicked little offering is unknown.

THE WHITE HOUSE
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE.
WASHINGTON, D.C.

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth’s Hospital
Washington, D.C.

Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your President and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us know.

Sincerely,

George W. Bush, President

P.S. By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?