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Lethal Makeup

Category: Rated G

Earlier today, my girlfriend was brushing on some stuff onto her eyelashes that I never saw her wear before. I asked her if she ever used it before, and she said that she used it only once a year. I asked her why, and she said…

“It’s my St. Valentine’s day mascara.”

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