The original author for this tale is unknown.

On the very day that the verdict was returned in the now-infamous O.J. case, juries also returned two other acquittals, but the verdicts were overturned by presiding judges. The first case involved a chemist who slowly poisoned his wife to death over a period of months. The second case involved a young woman who was caught engaging in fellatio on her lover at Disneyland. A law student, over beers at the local bar one night, stated to his cronies that he concurred with the judges’ legal opinions, citing that the murder was indeed a case of malice aforethought and that the latter case was one of phallus amor-thought.