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Las Vegas Ethnic

Category: Politically Incorrect

I love this very evil, politically incorrect story which I owe to Mitch Friedman.


Fellow checks into a Vegas hotel. Bellman hands him his key, and he gives the bellman a big tip and says, “Listen, can you get me some Italian prostitutes, and send them up to the room?”

Bellman, says, “Oh, yes, Sir. Right away, Sir.”

Guy says, “Now, they HAVE to be Italian prostitutes, understand? And, send lots of them.”

“Yessir”.

Little later, girls start appearing at the door of his room. He invites them in. Turns out he’s a vampire. He drinks their blood and, then, pushes them off the balcony. The bellman is going out to get luggage and is hit several times by the falling bodies. He tells the manager who calls the police. The police arrive and question the bellman, asking him “What’s going on?”

He says, “All I know is DRAINED WOPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD.”

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