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Kiss and Makeup

Category: alt.humor.puns, Rated PG

This was posted by alohacyberian on alt.humor.puns.


Large cosmetic manufacturers have begun to offer classes in cosmetology and the proper use of makeup. Some women go to Helena Rubenstien, others to Helena Handbasket.

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