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Just a Cold

Category: Rated G

This tale is attributed to Bennett Cerf.


An Indian chief spoke to his squaw one day. “I can’t stand your constant sniffling. Is there anything I can get you to give you some relief?”

Answered the squaw, “‘Tis but for a linen cloth for which I hanker, Chief.”

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