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Juan Valdez, perhaps?

Category: Rated G

This appears to have been originally sent by Ian Davidson. It was sent to me by Seth Cohen who thought it fit my requirements.


A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee!

She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in her cup. Puzzled, she asked “Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?”

Her grandson answered “Grandma, it says on TV, The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.”

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