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Jose at the Beisball Game

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated G

Neither Brian, nor I could find this really old saw in the collection. Thus, it is remedied.


A young man, Jose and his family, were recently arrived in this country. One of his first adventures was to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. Though his ticket was in the far bleachers, he did not care. It was a day to be enjoyed.

He was especially excited when he got home, saying, “Mama, mama, they made a welcoming song at the ball game just for me, and everyone stood up and sang it.”

“How did it go, mijo?”

“It went, ‘Jose, can you see?'”

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