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Irish Bean Soup

Category: Puns, Rated PG-13

This bit of education comes from Bro Tom Vickery.


I was sitting next to a priest in a pub in Boston having Irish bean soup and raving about how great it tasted…when he offered that “the Irish have a strict rule that this soup have no more than 239 beans per serving.’

I ASKED,  “Why this strict rule?”

And in his finest Irish tongue he said, “If we added just one more bean it would be too farty.”

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