Iraqi News Update

TJ sent this timely tale to Ms. Scarlett who sent it to us. There are many current variants. The author is not known.

News update — CNN/Reuters:

News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler. a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W. Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction.

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