This tale is attributed to Bennett Cerf.

An insurance agent received this inquiry from a lady in Wichita: “If I take out one of your special policies on my husband’s life, exactly what will I get if he dies?”

The agent, a stickler for accuracy, replied, “If he dies naturally, $10,000. If he dies accidentally, $20,000. If he dies intentionally, 30 years.”

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