- An Asimov Pun
- An Astronomical Point of Reference
- An Early Gong Show
- An Effective Comeback
- An Effective Weight Loss Program
- An Elephant Never....
- An Embarrassing Date
- An English Pierage
- An Herb is an Herb is an Herb
- An ID ten T Error?
- An Ill-Wind -- II
- An Indian Composer
- An Indian Success Story
- An Indian Tale
- An Iowan in Arkansas
- An Irish Bar
- An Irish Fight
- An Irish Sermon
- An Issue of Animal Rights
- An Italian Confession
- An Obituary
- An Old Fuel
- An Old Man At the Jewelry Shop
- An Old Saw...
- An Uncertain Baptism
- An Unlikely Muse
- Anal Retentive...
- Analogies & Metaphors in High School Essays
- Ancient Histroy (Two Tales)
- And It Won't Cut Grass!
- And Me With My Piccolo
- Andrew Balinsky, 3rd Place, Punniest in Show
- Anesthesia a la Bong
- Anheuser's Lament
- Animal Rights
- Animal Transplants
- Animals in a Bar
- Anna Hortic
- Annual Physical
- Annual Test
- Another Absurd Groaner in Football Motif
- Another Actual Shaggy Dog
- Another Administrator Story
- Another Bilingual Pun
- Another Cheesy Story
- Another Fishing Tale
- Another from New Hampshire...
- Another from the 1999 Bulwer Contest
- Another Frosty Tale
- Another Holmes and Watson Tale