- Truths For Mature Humans
- Trying to Circulate a New Pun
- Trying To Lose Weight (A Tale for Our Times)
- TSA Slogans
- TURK KEY
- Turn about is fair play
- Turnabout is Fair Play
- Turning over a New Leaf
- Turnip Beet a Ground
- TV Tropes on Puns
- Twenty-six NEW Office Words
- Twin Dancers
- Two Drops of Water
- Two for the price of one
- Two Scoops
- UCLA Study on Male Attractiveness
- Uforia
- Uncanny
- Unclear on the Concept
- Unclear On the Concept (A Football Metaphor)
- Under the Dentist's Drill
- Understanding Geriatric Text Messaging
- Unexpected Dogs
- Unfortunately Named Websites
- Unicorns
- Unlucky Bird
- Unseasoned Chinese Spam
- Unusual Animal
- Unwelcome at Restaurants
- Update on Tarzan
- Upgrading to Husband 1.0: Tech Support
- Upon This Rock....
- UPS Airlines
- Upstanding fellow
- Valentine's Day Couplets
- Valentine's Day War of the Sexes
- Valley So Low
- Vampire Conclave
- Vanity in a Mirror
- Variant on peas
- Variation on a New Year's Theme
- Variations heard on a country folk song
- Variations on "The Eyes of Texas"
- Verbal Confusion
- Vertically Challenged & Shaggy
- Very Bad Drug Interaction
- Vestal Shaggy Dog
- Vick's VapoRub
- Video: O. Henry Pun-Off 2010, Andy Balinsky
- Video: O. Henry Pun-Off, Eirik Ott