- The Warm Milk
- The Warship
- The Washington Post's Style Invitational (2007)
- The Weapon
- The Weatherman
- The Wedding Gift
- The Weevils
- The Well-Lived Life
- The Western Wall
- The Wildebeests
- The Will
- The Window Displays -- Loel Graber 2003 Punoff Entry
- The Wisdom of Birds
- The Wisdom of Will Rogers
- The Wise Bride
- The Witch's Curse
- The Witching Time of Fright
- The Woodman and the Rabbit
- The World Is My Oyster
- The Worm Turns
- The Wrestling Hold
- The Young Woman from Cheboygan
- The Zen Master
- The Zoo
- There is a Frog in his Throat
- There Is a House in New Orleans...
- There Is No Spoon
- There's No Place Like Holmes
- These Puns are getting Hairy
- They Just Bug Me
- Thigh Will be Done
- Things Confucius Did Not Say (But Should Have)
- Third Place, 2003 PunOff -- Stephen Nagle
- Thirty New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates
- This is the Wurst
- This Little Piggy
- This Week's Pun-Off Warm Up
- Thor Thubject
- Those Good Old Tunes, Revised
- Thoughts on Bow Hunting
- Thoughts on Getting Old
- Thoughts on Nostradamus
- Three Labradors
- Three Little Pigs - Jersey Version
- Three Martian Tales with a Jewish Flavor
- Three Minute Management Course
- Three Quarterbacks before the Lord
- Three-Legged Race
- Ticks -- All You Ever Wanted to Know
- Tim Allen meets Shakespeare