- The Shepherds
- The Ship's Captain (Feghoot)
- The Show Must Go On
- The Siamese Twins
- The Silver Screw
- The Skull
- The Skunk
- The Skunk Family
- The Snail who Bought a Car
- The Snake
- The Sorcerer's Apprentice
- The Sorceress
- The Sorry Apprentices
- The Southern Reconstruction
- The Spanish Maiden
- The Spider
- The Spratt Family Zingers
- The Sprouting Behavior of Heat-Treated Timepieces
- The Spy
- The Stand-Up Comic
- The Starving Husband
- The State of Music Education
- The Step-sisters
- The Stick and the Stone
- The Story of the Missing Foam
- The Story of the Silent Monks
- The Survival Guide for Horror Movie Characters (The Canonical List)
- The Swoon in Cameroon
- The Talented Puppy
- The Talking Cloth
- The Talking Dog
- The Talking Dog
- The Talking Horse
- The Talking Parrot
- The Talking Towel
- The Tapeworm
- The Teamster and The Brothel
- The Telemarketer
- The Temperance Speaker
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1986
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1990
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1991
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1992
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1993
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1994
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1997
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1998
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2000
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2001
- The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2002