- Spader? I Barely Knew Her!
- Spaghetti
- Spanish Shaggy
- Speak Only English
- Special Announcement: Please Read and Follow Instructions
- Special gift (Rude Christmas Variant)
- Special Thursday Punster Warm-Up
- Spent a Month in School Last Week
- Spider Hole
- Spies of Life
- Spiritual Star Trek
- Spiritualist
- Sportscaster Abe
- Sportscaster Abe
- Squirrel Attack, or Why the Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street
- Squirrels in the Synagogue
- Stalled
- Stamp Collecting
- Stan and Ollie
- Standard Email Disclaimer
- Star Wars
- Star Wars Day next Tuesday?
- Star Wars Derived?
- Star Worse
- Stark Vader
- Starlet
- Starring Auntie Em as the Good Witch, Glinda
- State Mottos
- Staying Out of Trouble at the Zoo
- Steerage At the Doctor's Office
- Steppers
- Stimulus Package
- Stock in Trade
- Stolen from Samuel Clemens
- Stool Pigeon
- Stopgap
- Story Time
- Story Time Addendum
- Strange Tourist (FEGHOOT VIII)
- Stray Dogs in Massachusetts Have a Boston Flea Party
- String Theory (A Naughty Solution)
- Study Help
- Studying Bathrooms and Loos
- Stupid Questions (a List)
- Stuttering Kitty
- Sub-Atomic Puns
- Subject: A Boston Fish Tale
- Subject: Catcall
- Subject: Hate my job
- Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?