- Pickup Lines
- Pierogi
- Pig Zen
- Pioneer Days in Idaho
- Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break
- Pippa's Shaggy Posterior
- Pizza Delivery
- Play Ball
- Po' Boy
- Poetic Justice
- Poetic Justice
- Poetic Justice?
- Poetry Contest
- Police Relations
- Political Bras
- Political Refusal
- Politically Correct NFL Teams
- Politically Correct Terms to Use for Females
- Politically Correct Terms to Use for Males
- Politically Incorrect Old Classic
- Politically-Correct Little Red Riding Hood
- Politics (But not PC)
- Poll Antics
- Pollex Verde
- Poor Kitty
- POP Mail
- Pope Benedict XVI
- Popular in Ministerial Circles
- Portrait in the Closet
- Positions (An Ancient, Classic, Adult Shaggy Puppy)
- Possessed
- Post no Hannibals
- Post Turtle -- Texas Philosophy
- Potato Clock
- Potted Grass
- Power of Molecular Biology
- Practically time to eat
- Pray for LeRoy
- Pre-Nissan
- Prefectly Shaggy
- Preserving the Fruit
- Presidential Meetings
- Press on Regardless
- Primitive artifacts
- Problem with a New Motorcycle
- Problems in New Russia
- Problems of Ice Hockey
- Professional Advice
- Programming Problems
- Promises to Keep