- Outsmart a Woman?
- Oven Wars - Part IV - A New Hob
- Overtime for Stuntmen
- Overture?
- Owed to a Bartender
- Owl's Well That Ends Well!
- P.E.T.S.
- Painting
- Paleontology
- Panda to Bad Taste in Puns
- Paper or Plastic?
- ParaBull
- Paranomasia
- Parish the thought
- Part Time Work
- Partly Patriotic
- Passing A Nursing Home
- Patience, Please
- Patriotic Barber
- Paul, John, Ringo, and George
- Paul, John, Ringo, and George (redux)
- Pauline Perils
- Pay Toilet Lament
- PC Lament: With Apologizes to Edgar Allen Poe
- Peanut Butter Without Jelly
- Peanuts
- Penguins
- People Afraid of Saint Nick are Claustrophobic
- Perils of a Gigolo
- Perils of Menopause
- Periodically Shaggy
- Phantom Shopping Center
- Pharmacists Refusing to Fill
- Pharmacy Joke
- Philosophical one-liners
- Pho-give Us for this Pun
- Phoney Sects
- Piano Revival
- Pica! Pica!
- Picking Up Ascent
- Pickup Lines
- Pierogi
- Pig Zen
- Pioneer Days in Idaho
- Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break
- Pippa's Shaggy Posterior
- Pizza Delivery
- Play Ball
- Po' Boy
- Poetic Justice