- Musician's Undoing
- My Brother Pete and I
- My Bulwer-Lytton Submission, 2005
- My Daughter's 18th Birthday
- My Days as a Landlord, and How They Ended (long)
- My Favorite Subject
- My Friend, Ed
- My Good Deed
- My Melon-choly Baby
- My New Play Toy
- My Political Platform
- My Strange Friend
- Mystery Meat
- Nada
- Naming the Girl
- NASA's Plans
- Nate Reprised
- Native American Art
- Native American Classic
- Native American Lunacy
- Native Dessert
- Nativity Firemen
- Naughty Dog
- NCAA Basketball
- Neanderthal in Style
- Nearly a Feghoot
- Nearly a Feghoot
- Neil Before Zod!
- Nelson Mandela
- Neutron Tide
- Never Underestimate Your Mother
- New Alphabet for the Elderly
- New Coin
- New Commemorative Pistol
- New Country Song Titles
- New Dictionary
- New Drugs
- New Drugs for Women
- New Email Virus
- New Grape Varietal
- New Hampshire Haberdashery
- New Inventions by Blondes
- New Living Will Form
- New Motorcycle Show
- New Office Slang
- New Quickies
- New Rules for 2006
- New Star Trek Movie
- New Viagra Gum
- New Yogurt