- A Message from the Rural Midwest
- A Micro Snort
- A Mighty Swing
- A Mime is a Terrible Thing to Waste
- A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste
- A Modest Business Proposal
- A Morayly Correct Parable
- A Most Irritating Sports Fan
- A Mother's Dictionary
- A Near Death Experience
- A New Computer Virus
- A New Gasoline Coupon
- A New Set of Weals (Long and Shaggy)
- A new vision
- A night at the bar...
- A No 'Count Story
- A Noise in the Night
- A Pact With The Devil
- A Particular Tarragon
- A Pawfect Stud
- A Perfect Defense
- A Philadelphian in Hell
- A Polar Bear Walks Into a Bar...
- A Political Lexus?
- A porcelain guide by night and bidet
- A Porcine Story
- A Pore Excuse for a Pun
- A Prayerful Paws
- A Prison Medical Concern
- A Profit Is Not Without Honor....
- A Pun for the Halibut
- A Pun I Truly Relish
- A Pun Taken to Pharaoh
- A Pun that Never Gets Old!
- A PUNY Thanksgiving Dictionary
- A Rash Act
- A real fish story
- A Really Bad Job Experience
- A Really Olde Rerun
- A Recent Lamented Demise
- A Request for Help
- A Salt and Battery
- A Samuel L. Jackson Movie
- A Seafarin' Computer Tale (Arrrrr!)
- A Seasonal Feghoot
- A Seed of Truth
- A Serious Problem!
- A Shagging Dog Story
- A Shaggy Dog at M. D. Anderson
- A Shaggy Fish Story