- Elevator Problem (An Adult Limerick Cascade)
- Elmo
- Elvis -- In Lieu of Lunch
- Elvis, Take One
- Elvis, Take Two
- Embellishment
- Enforced Waiting in Walmart
- English Ain't Easy
- English is sooooo easy!!
- English Tableware
- Enough's Enough, Hun
- Entering Paradise
- Epidemic in Tokyo?
- Epitaphs
- Epoch on Both Your Houses
- Equinicide
- Equinimity (Horse Race)
- Equivalents -- For All You Thinkers
- Escargo To Go
- Essene Essence and other old tales
- Eternity in an Hour or So
- Ethical Behavior for Patients
- Etude Indigo
- Eurasian Riddle
- Eve's Side of the Story
- Ever Onward; a Toxicological Tale
- Evil Eric Shun
- Evil Genealogy
- Evils of Drink
- Evolution of a Full Professor
- Evolution of Teaching Math
- Exercise Regimen
- Extremes
- Failure in the Fish Business
- Family Relations
- Fanfare X2
- Fashion Models
- Fast Growth
- Fat Albert Says
- Favorite Toys by Denomination
- FDR
- Fearsome Nathan
- Feathered Shaggy Dog
- Feathered Shaggy Dog Redux
- Fee Line
- Feeding Ruvals
- Feghoot (bork, bork, bork)
- Feghoot a la Robinson
- Feghoot and Annihilation
- Feghoot and the Vampires