- Bulwer Lytton (Combs' Losing Entry, 2012)
- Bulwer-Lytton Contest (Sample Entry 2005)
- Bumper Stickers and Taglines
- Business Failure
- Busted
- Busted for Speeding
- But that's not important right now...
- Buying a Car
- Buzz Off!
- Cabbage
- Caesar the Bull
- California -- 156 Years Ago
- California Locals and the Oakland Raiders -- How They Really Feel
- Camilla & The Queen's Corgis
- Camp Lecturers
- Can't step in the same river twice
- Candide
- Canine Consorts
- Captain Bravo
- Captain Cook
- Captain Cook
- Car Color
- Car Quiz
- Car Trouble (A Shaggy Puppy, or Horse as the Case May Be)
- Cardinal Choice
- Cardiovascular Toxicology
- Caribbean Cruise
- Carp-On-Tour
- Cartography
- Cartoon Laws of Physics
- Cat-echism
- Catching Polar Bears
- Catching Polar Bears (Redux)
- Categories of Perversion
- Catholic Death Wish
- Catholic Horses
- Catholics: I've got....
- Cats
- Cats as Cats Can
- Cattle Call
- Cattle Cull
- Caudal Ending
- Caught in a Kosher Pickle
- Cauliflower
- Cause for Alarm
- CB, or not CB
- Cell Phone for Older Folks
- Cementing Relationships
- Chance Meeting on an Airplane
- Chancy Games