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In The Mood

Category: Rated PG

Norm Gilbert of the Save the Pun Foundations reported that this is one of the best stressed puns of 1997.


A cow suddenly stopped giving milk. Her udder failure could have been attributed to her sorry love life. She got a bum steer. Depressed she curdled up with a Duke Ellington CD, a bottled of plum wine and she mooed indigo.

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