By Alan B. Combs

There’s a really strange character working as a lab tech in one of the molecular biology labs. His particular job is passing genetic material from one microorganism to another using viral plasmids as vectors.

Now, this is not so strange as far as jobs go, but it is this fellow’s personal habits that catch everyone’s notice. He dresses in tight, black leather pants that come up to the waist. He wears very high spike heels, and black camisole under a see-through blouse.

It’s no wonder that he is known locally as a transfectite.