This is by Gary Hallock. It was originally posted on PUNY.

Today [November 6] being the birth anniversary of both Adolph Sax and John Phillip Sousa I thought I’d let you know about a film that is currently in production. I read about it in the Washington Post. It will be a re-make an early Bo Derek film. Not surprisingly the star of this new flick will be a super model whose enigmatic first name sounds like a single letter. The working title of the film, (due out in March 4th) should appeal to Sousa fans. They’re calling it ELLE COPY 10.