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I hope you don’t mime….

Category: Rated G

This portion of a larger punish usenet conversation is attributed to Rilla Marshall.

A mime had a show to do, but also had a very bad cough. He went to a health foods store and asked for something for his cough. The clerk suggested that he make some cinnamon stick and thyme tea. The next day in Variety, a headline said, “A stick in thyme saves mime.”

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