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How They May Do It at Lamar Univ.

Category: Rated G

This is from Howell H. Gwin, Jr.


I noticed when I came to school this morning, our Political Science Department is getting new computers. I’m not surprised, since they’ve probably worn out their old ones sending angry e-mail to everybody in (or out of) politics.

They are being patriotic, though, since they’ve traded in their foreign made Compaqs for computers made in Austin.

They are now being called THE FLAMERS AND THE DELL.

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