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Houston’s Ethnic Evacuation Plan

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns

Brother David Estrada sent this to me. Thank you.


We are now approaching hurricane season, and the City Fathers of Houston have designed the following plan to maximize use of evacuation routes:

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.

Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.

Yankees use I-45 North to Oklahoma.

Aggies use Loop-610.

Chris Cole asks, “What’s wrong with that? Sounds like a perfectly solid case of circular reasoning to me!!!!”


Anne Gwin adds that her brother’s favorite version of this is that Yankees should take the ferry to Galveston.

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