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Category: Rated G

Did you notice recently when the newspapers described the somewhat clandestine attempts by Bill Clinton, Bob Hope, and Al Gore to enhance conservation and environmental awareness by forcing the U.S. military to devise a way to make bras out of old armored vehicles (swords into plowshare sort of thing). The code name for this effort was, of course, “Tanks for the Mammaries”.

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