Dave Wallace submitted the following, so blame him.
That tinkling sound you hear is from my friend’s dog. She’s an on a mat a pee-er.
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Dave Wallace submitted the following, so blame him.
That tinkling sound you hear is from my friend’s dog. She’s an on a mat a pee-er.
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/hope-urine-the-mood-for-a-potty-pun/