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Hoof in Mouth Disease

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

John Sugg submitted the following fragrant pun.

In honor of International Hoof Care Week I would like to bring to light a new farrier/artist name Ed Smith. He developed the art of carving intricate patterns in the tops of horse hooves. He is much talked about in cowboy circles. Around many a campfire you hear exclamations about Hoof Art Ed!

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  1. Jim Macaulay

     /  February 7, 2013

    Indeed, they wrote a country and western song about Ed Smith called “Hoof Hearted.”

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