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History Decontructed

Category: Cartoon Puns, Rated G

This is modified from a Frank and Ernest cartoon by former punster of the year, Bob Thaves.


In addition to what we normally hear in history class, the famous early-19th century French general was not only reponsible for a revolution in military strategy, but also he helped develop certain pieces of weaponry such as the hand grenade. The only problem occurred when a friend asked him what would happen if one of his weapons was detonated on the kitchen floor. Clearly, the answer was linoleum blown-apart.

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