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Heard at the PunOff

Category: Puns, Rated G

I do not remember who said it, but I liked it.


May the [Mass X Acceleration] be with you, Luke

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  1. Chris Cole

     /  June 22, 2011

    As part of the rebel “resistance”, after Luke’s military “element” has completed a “firefight” engagement they retire from the heat of battle and spend a lengthy period of time in target practice. In fact, Luke has found he actually feels quite at “ohm” on the “range”.

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