Halloween Riddles Part 3

Continuing the Halloween Riddles.

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
     Their bats flew away (Gary Hallock)

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
     A dead ringer.

What do you call two witches living together?

What would you find on a haunted beach?
     A sand witch.

Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?
     He wants to use them later for cold cuts!

How do ghosts begin letters?
     “Tomb it may concern”

What is the best place for a haunted house?
     On a dead end street

What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
     “You are driving me batty.”

What does Dracula get when he doesn’t brush his teeth
     Bat breath.

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
     Frostbite (Richard Lederer and P. C. Swanson)

After the flash on his camera malfunctioned, what did Satan get back from the drugstore?
     Prints of darkness (Gary Hallock)

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
     I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
     The Vampire State Building.

What can you say about the likeableness of a ghoul?
     Zombie nice, Zombie not so nice (Gary Hallock)

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
     I Scream (Clynch Varnadore)

What kind of car do the German scientists who clone sheep drive?
     Vee Double Ewe (Gary Hallock)

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
     Because everyone was a goblin! (Clynch Varnadore)

What’s the best place for a mirror?
     In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.

Where did the goblin throw the football?
     Over the ghoul line.

.How does a witch tell time?
     She looks at her witch watch.

What do witches put on their hair?
     Scare spray. (Clynch Varnadore)

What do little ghosts drink?
     Evaporated milk.

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?

What’s frightening and stuck on the end of your arm?
     A terror wrist.

Who is the witches favorite singer?
     Robert Ghoulet (Stan Kegel)

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