This is by Clynch Varnadore.
The mummy was looking quite dapper
“Got rich from my music, Old Chapper
‘Cause the music that comes
When my bandages hum
Has made me the world’s greatest wrapper!”
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This is by Clynch Varnadore.
The mummy was looking quite dapper
“Got rich from my music, Old Chapper
‘Cause the music that comes
When my bandages hum
Has made me the world’s greatest wrapper!”
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/halloween-limerick/