This was donated by Rivka (aka Rebecca L. Wald), one of the active folx on alt.callahans. Thanks.

“Did I ever tell you guys about my sister?” Rivka asks, leaning back and putting her feet up on her table. “Well, she’s going to cosmetology school right now, learning to be a hairdresser. She’s having some trouble. She did just fine in her class about permanent waves, but she just can’t seem to learn the fancy braiding techniques.

“I guess you could say she passed curls before twine.”