This shaggy tale is modified from a Frank and Ernest cartoon by former punster of the year, Bob Thaves. It also was posted to the groaners list serv.

Ernest: What are you doing, Frank?

Frank: I’m making a list of famous city songs, like “New York, New York”, “Chicago”, “San Francisco”, “St. Louis”, “Oswego”.

Ernest: Oswego? There’s a song about Oswego?

Frank: You never heard “Oswego Into the Wild Blue Yonder?”

Ernest: Stop! I won’t listen to anymore.

Frank: Not even to this famous two-in-one combination?

Ernest: Two-in-one combination?

Frank: Dallas Time I Saw Paris.